The thing about government bureaucracies is that they count on people's innate sense of apathy. They expect people to be lazy. To forget information. To submit the bare minimum to get their paperwork processed. That's where they get you. That's when they can take their own sweet time.
But I say no more!
Let's take the fight to them! Let us fill out our paperwork with nary a blank space left unchecked! Let us organize the paperwork in the proper order! Let us ensure that our detailed contact information is a legible font!
It's time we bring the fight to them! We'll show them! They will have no alternative but to promptly process our documentation!
Who's with me?!