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Word Of The Day

My wife asked me awhile back, "What's your favourite food?"

I thought about it for a moment. "Pizza, because it's versatile. Why?"

"I asked a guy who wanted to marry me years ago what his favourite food was. You wanna know what it was? Bread."

"As in bread pudding?" I asked. "French Toast?"

"No, she said. "Just bread."

So the reason we're married is apparently because I like toppings on my bread products.