The wife and I know better than to make ultimatums to each other. We both know that by nature, we'd do the opposite just in spite.
So the wife came home today and said unto me this:
"I have a question for you. Your answer may have grave ramifications to our marriage."
"Okay..." I said.
She looked me right in the eye. "Do you wanna grab dinner and see Wonder Woman on Saturday night?"
I sighed. "Fine."
The sacrifices I make to this marriage.