Word Of The Day

As a general rule, I don't mind spiders. At least in my patio. I greet them in the morning, and if I manage to swat a fly, throw it in one of their webs. There's a distinct lack of bugs in my patio.

This is not to say I want to find one of those spiders in my shower. If I do, I'll be screaming in a high falsetto and insist it leave.