My Wife has expressed an interest in the past in assisting in the comic, and so I looked to her for inspiration of the word of the day.
The problem was, I asked her while she was immersed in YouTube, which meant I might as well have slathered my arm in BBQ sauce and stuck it in a pool of starving piranhas for a softer, gentler touch.
She gave me a number of words. None of which can be used here.