Word Of The Day

As I walked through the house the other day, I spotted a spider on the bare floor. It stared right up at me with its eight eyes and stood its ground.

I was tempted to stomp it, but said, 'Okay. You're in my home. So are bugs. Tell you what. Here’s the deal-- Eat all the bugs you want. But I don't want to see you. Not when I'm gaming, not when I'm drawing, and certainly not when I'm in the shower. You got that?"

I haven't seen it since, so I think we have an accord.