Word Of The Day

A word to the wise. When you get in trouble with your spouse, always make sure to keep a secret weapon of distraction available. Preferably something portable, because you never know when you're going to foul things up.

I find my wife is particularly susceptible to pictures of penguins. Yes, those pics of those tuxedo clad birds have gotten me out of a scrape or two.

Forget to clean the kitchen?

Penguin pic.

Forget to take out the garbage?

Penguin pic.

Throw out the Stepchild instead of the garbage?

Penguin pic.

It's why I subscribe to the Penguin Pic of the Day App.