The Whisky War is over. Canada and Denmark have come to a border agreement over the barren hunk of rock known as Hans Island, which lies between the Canadian territory of Nunavut and Greenland. Many bottles of Whisky and Akvavit were emptied in the conflict between two of the most polite countries of the world, which has lasted decades.
Your whisky mooching days are over, Denmark... Go to the liquor store like everyone else.