Word Of The Day

Christmas is imminent. I know this because that's when my Wife records and binge watches made-for-TV Christmas romance flicks.

It's become a habit of hers. Which surprised me when I found her not binging on her recent recordings.

"Hey," I said. "how am I supposed to ignore the story of two star crossed and polar opposite lovers who find themselves thrust together because of circumstance, then discover a mutual attraction as they overcome their vast personal and professional differences, only to be torn apart by an easily rectified misunderstanding plucked from the ripest of 1980's sitcoms before realizing their true feelings for one another and making amends, if you're not watching them?"

"Hey," my Wife said. "if you really wanna watch one, just hit play. It's okay. I know how you are, Honey."