Word Of The Day

Wife and I watch in stunned awe when a medication commercial airs. Sure, they spend twenty percent of the ad giving you the rundown on why it's the best choice for whatever malady ails you. Then they spend the next eighty percent listing the multitudes of side effects.

'May cause itching, cramping, shrinkage, increased emotion, decreased emotion, drowsiness, liveliness, muscle pain, loss of sensation, water loss, water gain, liquidation of internal organs, and/or initiate a preemptive first strike'.