My wife asked me awhile back, "What's your favourite food?"
I thought about it for a moment. "Pizza, because it's versatile. Why?"
"I asked a guy who wanted to marry me years ago what his favourite food was. You wanna know what it was? Bread."
"As in bread pudding?" I asked. "French Toast?"
"No, she said. "Just bread."
So the reason we're married is apparently because I like toppings on my bread products.