Word Of The Day

My wife took up crocheting awhile back. She did so to make a tiny blanket for the upcoming baby of a pregnant friend. However, Wife tends to go in spits and spasms in her hobbies. She recently went back to her project after some time off.

"When's your friend due?" I asked.

"The kid turned one in March," she said.

"I think you might have missed the due date," I said.

"Yeah," she said, her eyes still on her video game. "thanks for pointing that out to me."