Word Of The Day

My internet went out today.

At first, I was in denial. It couldn't be out. No. It was just a loose connection. But it wasn't. Internet was gone. Just... gone. I didn't know what to do. My heart pounded. I couldn't breath. Life suddenly had no meaning. There were no social contacts, no gaming. Nothing. I screamed in rage and in frustration, silently praying for death... until that little internet icon on the start bar came back to life, and I thanked the gods for this divine favour.

Worst hour of my life.