Hi, United States, how's things? Good?
I heard you had an election recently. How'd that go? Good? Not so good? Thinking of leaving and going elsewhere? Yeah? Where?
Don't lie! It's Canada!
How do I know this? Because on November 8th, the website for Immigration Canada crashed due to a surge of you accessing it!
It's not all beauty and riches here! We were stuck with one prime minister for almost 10 years and all he did was preach hatred and fear and xenophobia! He wanted to close the borders and deport folks of other cultures in the name of anti-terrorism!
On the plus side, we eventually got smart and booted him out. You'll get your own chance in four years.
Yeah. Shoes on the other foot now, huh.