I stopped off at the coffee shop today, and the staff was wearing green in honour of St. Patrick's Day. One of the servers, a cute brunette asked me why I wasn't wearing green.
I said that I thought I was, but since I'm colour blind and green is an issue, I can't see it as that specific colour.
"That's too bad," the girl said. "Wouldn't it be cool if it was just invisible to you, everyone looked naked?"
Yeah, that would've been sweet back in high school.